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despre scientologie, jedi, subgeniu si dezastre

February 4th, 2007

Citind articolul despre Church of the SubGenius mi-am adus aminte de o povestioara de acum cateva saptamani. Pe la Unirea - Sfanta Vineri isi facusera sediul temporar reputatii domni de la Biserica Scientologica. Care insistau sa ma masoare cu galvanometrul lor magic pentru a-mi determina naiba stie ce - aura, capacitatea divina innascuta, fluxul cosmic, ceva de genul asta. Erau langa sediul nostru asa ca ii vedeam de doua ori pe zi, insa ei pareau sa nu ma recunoasca nici dupa 3-4 saptamani. (Stateau pe trotuar in tricouri galbene si imparteau fluturiasi/invitatii la masuratoare). Intr-o seara, ma abordeaza din nou. Eu le spun serios “Sorry, we are Jedi!” si fac gestul acela cu care se activa sabia -  ”vzzz”. (La misto, bai, nu sunt Jedi sunt Sith, normal! :D ) Ei se uita la mine si isi zic in minte - Ia uite-l si pe nebunul asta. Cert este ca nu m-am mai abordat de atunci incolo (cateva zile ca apoi au plecat, cred ca erau mult pe minus). Ori respecta optiunile religioase ale celorlalti ori se feresc de nebuni Codul Jedi poate fi citit aici. Despre numarul de credinciosi puteti gasi aici.

Despre Church of the SubGenius am aflat astazi - o biserica postmodernista parodica.

The central belief in the Church is the pursuit of Slack, which generally stands for the sense of freedom, independence, and original thinking that comes when you achieve your personal goals. The Church states that we are all born with Original Slack, but that Slack has been stolen from us by a worldwide conspiracy of normal people, or “pinks”. The Church encourages originality and frowns on actions seen as pinkness, which happens when one bows down to authority and the accepted limits of society. Popular Church phrases supporting these goals are “The SubGenius Must Have Slack” and “Fuck ‘Em If They Can’t Take A Joke.”

The Linux distribution Slackware is named for Slack.

 The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology.

Conform calendarului lor, am aflat ca astazi este St. Zeus Day, iar ieri a fost St. Pokemon Day. Tot calendarul aici. Maine este St Benedict Arnold Day. Si atentie,ca dupa calendarul bizar maine este Disaster Day!

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